This Week’s 3 Randomly Generated Words:
Carol stared down at the cardboard box, How the fuck to oysters work with lentils?
Freddy sniffed the box suspiciously. His tail whipped back and forth.
“Yeah, I don’t trust it either.” Carol tossed the box onto a pile of similar boxes filled with rotting vegetables and the best of intentions. They teetered for a moment then crashed sideways spilling weeks of food across the floor. Carol jumped. Freddy darted under the couch.
Silence descended like a clap of thunder.
Carol sighed and pulled out the trash can. Maybe it’s time to just accept my Mac ‘n’ Cheese ways.